Friday, August 25, 2006

Restaurant At The End Of The Über-Race

For that one-of-a-kind Nazi ambience...

A big topic on blogs this week was the opening and very prompt closing of Hitler's Cross, a Nazi-oriented theme restaurant in New Bombay, India.

While the HC may have been a failed experiment, I think we can look forward to a whole string of Aryan-based eateries (Editor's note: if you have taste and a moral compass, please look away):

TGI Goebbel's

The Four Seizures

Reichstag Steakhouse

Gold Starbucks

Nuremburgers

Ben & Gerry's

Pizza Putsch

Tavern On The Rhineland

The Hard Reich Cafe

Bob's Eugenically-Bred Big Boy

Burger Chancellor

Adolf Garden

Bunker King (Home of the Fuhrer)

International Hiding House of Pancakes

Planet Holocaust

BeniHimmler's

Add your own, if you also lack taste and a moral compass.
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5 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:10 AM

    I would like to add " Cracker Barrel " to your list. This is the name of an actual racist restaurant chain in the USA.

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  2. Tree5:47 AM

    I shouldn't be laughing this hard on a Monday morning at work! I read about this place but hadn't seen any pictures, so I imagined a rundown dump in an alley with a swastika painted on the wall. Oh wait, I think I just described downtown Cincinnati.

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  3. Anonymous3:32 AM

    on UK chains..
    The Goose Stop
    The Jolly Fokker
    The Hearty Goebbels
    Fuhrer's Fish Restaurant
    The Panzer Cake Place

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  4. LombaireFan4:14 PM

    I like "The Goose Stop". Hopefully, all the UK Hitler chains would be knuckled under by Churchill's Finest Happy Hour.

    My original post somehow overlooked the whole range of Panzer possibilities: Panzer Hut, Panzer Inn, Domino's Panzer ("Crush Poland in thirty minutes or less").

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  5. Tree4:21 PM

    Luftwaffle House?

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