Hello and Welcome Again!

Greetings to all. If you've clicked here and noticed a special glow emanating from your computer screen, you should probably shut down. But it may also be the new look we're sporting as we prepare to enter our third (!) successful (!) year of highly erratic posting. Just kidding - Lomblog is back, and this time no amount of angst or bitterness will stop me until I've penetrated the public consciousness as thoroughly as that Jib Jab crap.


As usual, there were many theories about my absence. Some saw it as yet more evidence that God was punishing America. Others speculated that I was still licking the wounds left over from my recent break-up with Fiona Apple - or as the trade publications called us "Lombaire Faniona." Regardless, I have returned to my natural home with a fresh commitment to providing the kind of subtle, sophisticated, insightful commentary this country desperately needs but doesn't in any way deserve.

I have to admit to feeling a bit adrift in the new year. I regret not being here to provide the last word on the critical events of November, December and early-to-mid-January, when America edged ever closer to a "constitutional crisis" while making entirely too many "gay cowboy" jokes. Perhaps it's because I spent several tension-filled weeks in the Middle East organizing a Friar's Club roast of Ariel Sharon. Of course, it could still happen - Gilbert Gottfried and I check the wire services every day. No matter; the show must go on, as someone fond of cliches once said. So check this space tomorrow for subtle, sophisticated, insightful "gay cowboy" jokes. Until then...

Adieu!