At an afternoon press conference jam-packed with reporters and excuses, the lawyer for ex-Congressman Mark Foley (R-Horny) dropped this unexpected bombshell:
Mark Foley wants you to know that he is a gay man.
OMG!
Mark Foley is gay!?!?
You mean....
this Mark Foley?
This guy?
Maybe my gaydar is busted from all these years in Hollywood but I never would've guessed it.
Whoa...whoa...gimme a minute. So many shocks these last few days...it's a little hard to process it all.
Next, someone's going to suggest the congressman took some kind of undue interest in being around young men.
Lord protect this child...from future revelations.
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