Hello friends,
Thanks for all who responded to my last help request. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to nail down that Pope story but I did learn about some great dance clubs in Vatican City.
Anyway, I have a new story I'm working on, and again, I need your help.
I just received word from a trusted source that Senator George Allen (R-VA) once played Tevye in a production of Fiddler On The Roof.
If you or anyone you know has credible information on this matter, contact me.
Thanks.
23 comments:
you need help alright *rolls eyes*
If you were a rich man, I might know something.
I'm reminded of that line from Waiting For Guffman... "The sardonically irreverent, 'Dybbuk schmybbuk, I said I want a ham sandwich!'"
Yay for Guffman reference!
go bite your pillow, anonymous.
Awwww, Tree? I am saddened that you didn't appreciate my guffman quote, as I find your comments truly inspiring. Like, when I read your last post, this quote came immediately to mind. I sincerely hope this one is more to your liking, since, after all, your opinion is so very important to me. Ready? Ok,Here it goes....
"Sit,Ubu,Sit...good dog...Ruff"
I responded to your comment with another guffman quote.
If you are going to quote, don't change it so much. This will increase the chance of someone, like me, finding it recognizable. "i'm gonna go home and i'm just gonna.. bite my pillow!" Thank you for playing Ubu. *pats her head*
P.S. the 2 minute delayed "dumbass" was inspired, I loved it. *wink wink*
Now I see why no one else posts on this blog.
anonymous, Tree - I want both of you to stand in the corner for the next ten minutes. Then write on the message board 12 times, "I WILL NOT FIGHT ON LOMBLOG".
I hope this meets with your approval.
I WILL NOT FIGHT ON LOMBLOG
I WILL NOT FIGHT ON LOMBLOG
I WILL NOT FIGHT ON LOMBLOG
I WILL NOT FIGHT ON LOMBLOG
I WILL NOT FIGHT ON LOMBLOG
I WILL NOT FIGHT ON LOMBLOG
I WILL NOT FIGHT ON LOMBLOG
I WILL NOT FIGHT ON LOMBLOG
I WILL NOT FIGHT ON LOMBLOG
I WILL NOT FIGHT ON LOMBLOG
I WILL NOT FIGHT ON LOMBLOG
I WILL NOT FIGHT ON LOMBLOG
*hangs head in shame*
Now, I'd like to apologize to Tree, with an explanation. When you pointed your quote specifically at me, I may have took it more personally than I should have. Being that I am very good at direction, but with bad eyesight, I may have mistook you for that "pillow" in your quote and bit. Furthermore, I would miss your comments, as you pointed out there's not enough comments in here as it is, so it would hardly be fair to punish Lomblog for my bad behavior.
Forgive me. *holds back tears*
1. Sarcasm is da bomb!
2. a-nina/will anonymous is a wonderfully tolerant person and I salute him/her for it.
3. Everyone is anonymous on blogs even if a regular tag is used, for which I am eternally grateful because....
4. If I weren't anonymous I would have people laying in wait to kill me daily.
It came to me a day late and a dollar short, as most things do, as to why a-nina was amazed that I would say I'm sorry. You must think I am the anonymous who wrote the F.U.U comment, I am not.
Actually, anonymous 125, I did not assume anything other than it is cool to bother to say I am sorry at all, especially if you are claiming anonymity....
Although I do not subscribe to it myself, many catholics would completely disagree with your rule of not being truly sorry with anonymity. That being said, on a more frivolous level,tell me a-nina/will anonymous, in your book for which one can be sorry, is there room for a sarcastic I'm sorry or is that beyond to realm of proper blogging in your world?
hmmm, not being the miss manners of I'm Sorry, I will have to wing this one. Is a sarcastic sorry ever a true sorry? If I read sarcasm into something I can get a giggle out of it, but I don't think it really is a heartfelt sorry. Now, if people would only prefice all their apologies with disclaimers which would let others know if they really mean I'm sorry or not....Damn, now I need to learn how to read other peoples' blogging minds!
*yawns" Maybe you should look up "rhetorical questions" while you're trying to grasp sarcasm as well.
(steals from Tree because it really did make me laugh)
"dumbass" *snickers*
(Non-rhetorical) questions:
1. How did this thread get so long??
2. Would one of the Anonymouses (anonymi?) identify his/herself?
1. Because some of us don't know when to shut up. (mostly me)
2. If I told you I would have to kill you, and you would probably want me to.
(herself)
As my posts are seldom recognized by the owner of this blog I can only deduce that I am not nice enough to be posting here. Since there is no room for, sweetness, nice, and praising the writer in my little black bag of tricks, I will simply bid you adieu and say good luck to you and your 4 other commentators.
The Anonymous One
Stick around. We need a resident drama queen.
If I thought for one second it would really annoy you, I would, but since I know you love the drama, I won't. *gestures* :-D
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