Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Fence Around The Funnybone

I was reading this week's issue of Time magazine - yes, these hands still touch paper - and caught an interesting quote from ex-presidential candidate, columnist, and stout-hearted white man Pat Buchanan:

The country I grew up in was culturally united, even if it was racially divided. We spoke the same language, had the same faith, laughed at the same comedians. We were one nationality. We're ceasing to be that when you have hundreds of thousands of people who want to retain their own culture, their own language, their own loyalty.

Now, one of the many non-sombrero hats Pat wears is that of staunch Catholic. Which reminds me of an old joke:

A priest, a terrorist and a drug mule walk into a country ...

The priest is kicked out because he only speaks Latin.

Hey-O!

Heeeeeere's LF!

More seriously, I think Buchanan makes an excellent point: because of a wave of south-of-the-border immigrants, we are in danger of losing our national comedic identity. In the Fifties and Sixties, Morey Amsterdam amused us all; now we are divided by Mind Of Mencia. Once we all loved Lucy. But if her show were being pitched today, is there any doubt where the focus would be?

I Love Desi

Our country can't find common ground on major policy issues if we can't even agree on what's funny and what isn't. Fortunately, we can all agree that George Lopez isn't.

Say No To G-Lo

Luckily, a few brave souls in Congress are standing up for our Anglo-Saxon heritage of humor. When the Senate reconvenes, Bill Frist will introduce a resolution to name Larry The Cable Guy America's official Comic Laureate.

Official Funnyman

It would also strip E Pluribus Unum from all our currency, and replace it with GIT-R-DONE!!!!

It's about time.

More on this topic later ...

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Embarassingly, I find myself to be one of the many Brits gripped by the current rampant xenophobia. One the one hand we owe a debt of gratitude to the Poles for their support during the war. But like the Turks (and God forbid we say "yes" to their application to join the EU)... they have no sense of humour.

Tree said...

What the world needs now is Bob Hope. Is it any coincidence this world went to hell right around the time he died? I think not.

LombaireFan said...

I don't know if the Poles are funny or not but Lech Walesa does look a lot like Robin Williams, which has to count for something. Or not.

I miss Bob Hope, but I'm glad he was at least spared the indignity of sharing a Baghdad USO platform with Paris Hilton.

Anonymous said...

Poles huh? I know there's a joke in there somewhere but I'm not gonna touch it.

Tree said...

...with a ten foot pole?

Anonymous said...

Bless your heart Tree, you took the rated G road.