A big topic on blogs this week was the opening and very prompt closing of Hitler's Cross, a Nazi-oriented theme restaurant in New Bombay, India.
While the HC may have been a failed experiment, I think we can look forward to a whole string of Aryan-based eateries (Editor's note: if you have taste and a moral compass, please look away):
TGI Goebbel's
The Four Seizures
Reichstag Steakhouse
Gold Starbucks
Nuremburgers
Ben & Gerry's
Pizza Putsch
Tavern On The Rhineland
The Hard Reich Cafe
Bob's Eugenically-Bred Big Boy
Burger Chancellor
Adolf Garden
Bunker King (Home of the Fuhrer)
International Hiding House of Pancakes
Planet Holocaust
BeniHimmler's
Add your own, if you also lack taste and a moral compass.
5 comments:
I would like to add " Cracker Barrel " to your list. This is the name of an actual racist restaurant chain in the USA.
I shouldn't be laughing this hard on a Monday morning at work! I read about this place but hadn't seen any pictures, so I imagined a rundown dump in an alley with a swastika painted on the wall. Oh wait, I think I just described downtown Cincinnati.
on UK chains..
The Goose Stop
The Jolly Fokker
The Hearty Goebbels
Fuhrer's Fish Restaurant
The Panzer Cake Place
I like "The Goose Stop". Hopefully, all the UK Hitler chains would be knuckled under by Churchill's Finest Happy Hour.
My original post somehow overlooked the whole range of Panzer possibilities: Panzer Hut, Panzer Inn, Domino's Panzer ("Crush Poland in thirty minutes or less").
Luftwaffle House?
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