And for the rest of you, don't miss the following soon-to-be-posted items:

"Exactly Where Are They Now?: Global Positioning Device Tracks Your Favorite '80s Rock Stars"

"Oh Baby, Baby: UPN Signs Spears Fetus For Eight Part Reality Series"

"Study: Bush Hatred Directly Proportional To Bush Knowledge"

"America's Least-Read Blogs, Volume 1: Diary Of A Midwestern Proctologist & Obsessive Quantum Leap Fan"

Don't miss the excitement...

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Happy Mother's Day From Lomblog

As you would expect, LombaireFan is away this weekend, visiting his parents at the Julius and Ethel Rosenberg Lovers Sunset Retirement Home in Ossining, New York. But Lomblog will return next week with these must-read entries:

"Trading Spaces: Iraqis Redecorate The Midwest"
"Dirty Shticksters: Who Sabataged the Lieberman Campaign?"
"Mary-Kate Or Ashley: Which Olson Will Snap First?"
"Pure Speculation: Bob Hope At Abu Gharib"

Until then, enjoy this special photo tribute to celebrities and their mothers: