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Lombaire Fan will be busy the next few days, scouting locations for Lomblog's one-year-anniversary party and paying tribute to the late Johnnie Cochran by trying on gloves in the Rodeo Drive shopping district. But the Lomblog staff does not rest. These are just a few of the stories on tap for next week:

"The Outsourcing of Catholicism: CNN's Lou Dobbs Takes On Latin Mass"

"Jane Fonda Apologizes For Visiting Vietnamese Restaurants"

"The Hammer Drives It In: GOP Leader Tom DeLay Finishes First In Masters Butthole Tournament"

"Greil Marcus' 5,000 Word Essay On Four Notes From The New Springsteen CD"

Until then, enjoy this papal decanter:

Happy Fourth Of July!



LombaireFan is away this weekend, celebrating the holiday with his parents at the Veterans of Foreign Film Studies retirement lodge in Madison, Wisconsin. But he will return shortly with exciting stories like these:

"Online Dating Tips: When's The Best Time To Reveal Your True Gender?"

"Rolling Stone's 500 Greatest Rock Songs Mislabeled on Kazaa"

"Bangkok Blues: The Outsourcing of Illicit Sex"

"Exciting Scientific Discoveries With No Practical Benefit"

Until then, enjoy the illegal fireworks!

Happy Mother's Day From Lomblog

As you would expect, LombaireFan is away this weekend, visiting his parents at the Julius and Ethel Rosenberg Lovers Sunset Retirement Home in Ossining, New York. But Lomblog will return next week with these must-read entries:

"Trading Spaces: Iraqis Redecorate The Midwest"
"Dirty Shticksters: Who Sabataged the Lieberman Campaign?"
"Mary-Kate Or Ashley: Which Olson Will Snap First?"
"Pure Speculation: Bob Hope At Abu Gharib"

Until then, enjoy this special photo tribute to celebrities and their mothers:

Lomblogs To Come

Typically, LombaireFan is busy this weekend, visiting his parents at the Noam Chomsky Mushrooming Tentacles of the Military-Industrial Retirement Complex in Lexington, Massachusetts. But look for these entries soon:

"Mel Gibson's The Passion of The Claus: Anti-Semitic or Pro-Kringle?"
"New German Words To Know: Schadensiegfriedandroy, or Taking Pleasure in the Pain of Someone Kitschy"
"Killing 'Em Softly: North Korean Moderates"
"Lesbian Prison Sex: Not As Hot As It Sounds"

Until then, please enjoy this photo of Neil Diamond impersonator Tom Sadge:

Lomblog Weekend

As usual, LombaireFan is busy this weekend, visiting his parents in the Che Gue-Villa retirement community of West Palm Beach, Florida. But here's some pieces in the works for next week:

"Could The CIA Find Waldo?"
"The New York Times Plagiarized Crossword Puzzle"
"Steven Cojocaru's Nazi Fashion Atrocities"
"Mexican Hat Dancing: Young Hollywood's Hot New Guilty Pleasure"

Until then, please enjoy this authentic 1984 newspaper ad for Jockey© Workout Wear:

A Look Ahead

On weekends, LombaireFan is usually very busy, visiting his parents at the Andy Warhol 15 Minutes Of Rest Home in Greenwich Village. But here's a look ahead at some Lomblog entries in the planning stages for next week:

"Boy Scout Marriage: Is It Time To Let Those Kids Tie The Knot?"
"Live From Camp X-Ray: A Candid Interview With John Ashcroft's Removed Gall Bladder"
"Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis Lombaire? The True Story Of A French Director's Almost-Romance With American Royalty"
"Who's Classy, Who's Gassy: Hollywood Restaurateurs Finally Speak The Truth"

Until then, enjoy these unretouched historical photos, courtesy Corbis, of the late US Senator Strom Thurmond (R-SC) working out: