Checking In

Hey there - LF hitting the tarmac at last! I haven't had a flight that long since I took in a Dead show in '69 and ate the brown fromage. Anyway, I did keep up with the news whilst in orbit - evidently Clinton slept on the couch after the Lewinsky affair? Funny, so did I, but only after attempting to use The Starr Report as foreplay. I'm just glad that dark time is over now, and children only have to hear about oral sex on the news when Iraqis are forced to simulate it.

On that note - happy Father's day!

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