Lomblog Goes Public!

Fresh off our convention success, I'm pleased to announce another step forward in expansion of the Lomblog media empire. Last week's DNC coverage brought our greatest traffic increase since I briefly changed the site name to Click To Watch Paris Hilton Get It On!. But a successful blog can not sustain itself simply on wit, insight and uncomprehending Googlers. That's why I'm pleased to announce that Lomblog will shortly make its debut as an initial public offering.

Yes, soon you will be able to own a share in my future profitability. Now admittedly, I'm not the greatest expert on financial matters; until quite recently, I thought IPOs were those digital music storage dealies. But after consulting with Wall Street's best, brightest and least indicted, I've determined this is the proper route. I have no idea where the bidding will start, but I hope we do a little better than the Win A Dream Date With LF charity auction a few months ago (that's the last time I'm stood up by a supposed "altruist").

As a bit of caution to potential investors: the market is notoriously volatile and liable to move on the slightest bit of rumor and hearsay. But then again, so am I! I look forward to having your support in very concrete terms. I think of Lomblog as my baby, and we all know how serious it is to sell one's child on the open market. By going public, I feel the site now not only has a chance to grow and develop, it won't move back in after college either. Ah, metaphor is a tricky art indeed.

Anyway, I've very excited by this venture into capitalism. New York Stock Exchange, here we come!